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Privacy Policy

The Short Version

No one likes reading long, boring privacy policies. So here is the short version of ours:

We only collect the information you give us, and we only use it to contact you and provide you with the services you have requested. We do not sell or give your information to anyone else. We do not spam. We do not use cookies that can personally identify you.

If you have an eye for the details, feel free to view the full version of our Privacy Policy below.

Information We Collect

Through our website and offline communications with our clients, we will generally obtain standard contact information, including:

The specific information we collect may differ from client to client, but it is never collected without your knowledge.

How We Use Your Information

We use your information only to contact you regarding your order or services you have requested, or to mail/email you invoices, orders, credits, and information on special promotions. We do not share your information with any outside parties except to the extent necessary to complete your order.

We maintain a mailing list which we use to notify our client base about special promotions and offers. These addresses are kept private, and no one who receives correspondence from us is made aware of other clients or their contact information.

Our email mailing list is double opt-in, meaning you have to follow the instructions of a confirmation email to confirm that you are the owner of the address submitted. This prevents other people from signing you up without your consent. You may opt out of our mailing list at any time by following the instructions provided in each communication.


Our website will occasionally set browser cookies to maintain your preferences across multiple visits. We do not use them to store identifiable personal information.

Unsolicited Bulk Email (Spam)

We do not send unsolicited email. All of the email addresses we send messages to are collected via legitimate means, and to the best of our knowledge have requested or accepted a request for communication. Our mailing list allows opt out at any time, and provides clear instructions on doing so.

It should be noted that emails are notoriously easy to forge, and we are aware that there are spammers out there who have sent -- and continue to send -- unsolicited bulk email using forged email headers which make them appear to come from We are not the ones sending these messages. Unfortunately, the actual perpetrators are impossible to trace and bring to justice.

Rest assured, we have no interest in the size of your manhood, we do not want to sell you a Rolex for pennies on the dollar, and we do not need your assistance to transfer $50 Million from our off-shore bank account in the name of the Prince of Nigeria. We have better things to do with our time.

Contacting Us

If you have any questions regarding our Privacy Policy, please feel free to contact us.